there was a panic attack
on bandera avenue
franz liszt sure got it comin’
he grabbed a wrench
that’s what he does
a wrench in the key of Bb lookout lookout

there was a holly gollightly scene
under the theatre trembles
franz liszt sure got it comin’
he picked up a note
that’s what he does
a very silent note tho’ lookout lookout

and it was mainly
in a non-smoking section
nobody asked
for any ID
it was mainly
a group with a T on their chests
they’re still figuring out
what they’re tryin’ to be

there was a coronary blend
around the rain circles
franz liszt sure got it comin’
he removed his glasses
that’s what he does
he hollered my god why hast thou forsaken me in french